The Thanksgiving Turkey Cup is coming.
Snailtrax is the defending champ.

A few weeks ago Mustafa asked if The Rooster and I would join him out for a night on the town.
We did.
We got real wasted.
Then shot some dice for money.
I lost bad.
The Rooster and Mustafa are cagey mofos.
We lost Mustafa for a few minutes. He got caught up in some rally in the Bronx.
After we found him, we hung out in a local college bar where Mustafa sexually harassed a few chicks.
The night ended when we watched a guy in a wheelchair puke on himself after downing a shot of whiskey.
Yep, just another Friday night in NYC.
I'm a cooler for the Yanks.
Make it 0-3.
Considering the Yanks are 45-20 at the new stadium, that 0-3 mark hurts.
Here's some pics that Pauly took at the game on Tuesday against the Rangers.


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Mo Rivera is the baddest mofo out there.
He just got his 500th career save and his first career RBI in the same night.
And the Mets got swept in the process.
K-Rod sucks!! Bases loaded walk??
Can I get a witness??
I went to the new Yankee Stadium last month.
Twice.
Very nice.
The upper deck seats are affordable and you won't get vertigo.
The Mohegan Sun bar = ripoff. You gotta pay to get in and you can't do it at the door. You must have a pre-purchased ticket to enter and it ain't cheap. The view out there from center field is cool but not really worth it.
And yes, the restrooms rock. Lots of them and very spacious.
Unfortunately, the Yanks went 0-2 at the games I attended.


I can't believe I missed it but my blog turned 5 years old on May 9th.
Holy smokes.
That's 5 years of playing online poker and ripping bong hits at the same time.
Sweet.
Kudos to the Human Head for this video. I suspected as much for years.
Human Head Thinks Big.
This makes me laugh every time I watch it.
This old promo is for Maudie.
Can I smoke this?
How about this?
Would you smoke this?
How about this?
I'm going to smoke this.
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Top 3 Public Pissing Incidents
1. In the stairwell next to a shut down NYC poker room. Bobby Bracelet was there too and I think there were security cameras watching us.
2. Next to a Key West mailbox on Duvall Street with Grubby acting as my look out.
3. In a phone booth outside the Blue Parrot.
Top 3 Places to chat up Casino Hookers
1. By the Taj Mahal poker room.
2. MGM slot machines near Zuri lounge.
3. At the IP Geisha bar.
Top 3 Toilet Clogging Incidents
1. At Badblood’s house in G-Vegas. I embarrassingly had to ask his wife for assistance.
2. At a Key West hotel toilet. I was sharing a room with The Rooster.
3. At Red Rock Casino. I was sharing a room with Change100 and Dr. Pauly.
Top 3 Public Puking Incidents
1. On Landow’s lawn during the 2004 Bash.
2. On Otis' lawn during the 2005 Brad-O-Ween.
3. In a Parking lot the day before the 2005 Bash. Big Mike acted as lookout. People in the diner claimed I was so loud that they heard me blowing chunks.
The Last 3 Things I Saw People Reading on Subway
1. Comic book
2. Religious pamphlet
3. Gossip Magazine
3 Things you might not know about me
1. I sell product liability insurance to the porn industry and dildo companies.
2. I like to slow play the hammer.
3. I too juiced on Boli from 2001 to 2003. But that was before the poker boom. I swear.
My 3 All-time Favorite Latinas
1. Jennifer Lopez before she became J-Lo.
2. Eva Mendes.
3. Charro.
My 3 Favorite Las Vegas Poker Rooms
1. The Wynn
2. MGM
3. The Venetian
My 3 Favorite East Coast Poker Rooms
1. The Borgata
2. Taj Mahal
3. Foxwoods
My 3 All-time Favorite Midgets
1. Iggy
2. Tattoo aka Herve Villechaize
3. Mini-Me
Mustafa’s 3 Favorite TV shows
1. White Shadow
2. What's Happening!!
3. The Jeffersons
My 3 Most Awkward Boners . . . to date
1. During my 5th grade oral presentation on Isaac Newton.
2. On a packed subway during rush hour. I poked several girls. Surprisingly most smiled.
3. During a Proctology exam. Thank goodness the doctor was a cute Latina with small hands.
The Top 3 "Not all the way Black" List presented by Gary Sheffield and Mustafa
1. Derek Jeter
2. Barack Obama
3. Halle Berry
Mustafa's Top 3 Celebrity Crackers in NYC
1. David Lee
2. Nick Mangold
3. Henrik Lundqvist
Top 3 Bang Bros Sites
1. Bang Bus
2. Fuck Team Five
3. Backroom MILF
Mustafa's 3 Favorite Pimps
1. Hugh Heffner
2. The Rooster
3. Ricardo Montalban
My 3 Favorite poker hands
1. A-A
2. K-K
3. 9-7 offsuit
Top 3 Public Pissing Incidents
1. In the stairwell next to a shut down NYC poker room. Bobby Bracelet was there too and I think there were security cameras watching us.
2. Next to a Key West mailbox on Duvall Street with Grubby acting as my look out.
3. In a phone booth outside the Blue Parrot.
Top 3 Places to chat up Casino Hookers
1. By the Taj Mahal poker room.
2. MGM slot machines near Zuri lounge.
3. At the IP Geisha bar.
Top 3 Toilet Clogging Incidents
1. At Badblood’s house in G-Vegas. I embarrassingly had to ask his wife for assistance.
2. At a Key West hotel toilet. I was sharing a room with The Rooster.
3. At Red Rock Casino. I was sharing a room with Change100 and Dr. Pauly.
Top 3 Public Puking Incidents
1. On Landow’s lawn during the 2004 Bash.
2. On Otis' lawn during the 2005 Brad-O-Ween.
3. In a Parking lot the day before the 2005 Bash. Big Mike acted as lookout. People in the diner claimed I was so loud that they heard me blowing chunks.
The Last 3 Things I Saw People Reading on Subway
1. Comic book
2. Religious pamphlet
3. Gossip Magazine
3 Things you might not know about me
1. I sell product liability insurance to the porn industry and dildo companies.
2. I like to slow play the hammer.
3. I too juiced on Boli from 2001 to 2003. But that was before the poker boom. I swear.
My 3 All-time Favorite Latinas
1. Jennifer Lopez before she became J-Lo.
2. Eva Mendes.
3. Charro.
My 3 Favorite Las Vegas Poker Rooms
1. The Wynn
2. MGM
3. The Venetian
My 3 Favorite East Coast Poker Rooms
1. The Borgata
2. Taj Mahal
3. Foxwoods
My 3 All-time Favorite Midgets
1. Iggy
2. Tattoo aka Herve Villechaize
3. Mini-Me
Mustafa’s 3 Favorite TV shows
1. White Shadow
2. What's Happening!!
3. The Jeffersons
My 3 Most Awkward Boners . . . to date
1. During my 5th grade oral presentation on Isaac Newton.
2. On a packed subway during rush hour. I poked several girls. Surprisingly most smiled.
3. During a Proctology exam. Thank goodness the doctor was a cute Latina with small hands.
The Top 3 "Not all the way Black" List presented by Gary Sheffield and Mustafa
1. Derek Jeter
2. Barack Obama
3. Halle Berry
Mustafa's Top 3 Celebrity Crackers in NYC
1. David Lee
2. Nick Mangold
3. Henrik Lundqvist
Top 3 Bang Bros Sites
1. Bang Bus
2. Fuck Team Five
3. Backroom MILF
Mustafa's 3 Favorite Pimps
1. Hugh Heffner
2. The Rooster
3. Ricardo Montalban
My 3 Favorite poker hands
1. A-A
2. K-K
3. 9-7 offsuit
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